Wednesday 7 December 2016

#ESPnews: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show & British Fashion Awards 2016


Victoria's Secret Fashion Show


Another year, another drama filled show! Taking place in Paris, in the year when the show becomes legal in it's home town; a total of 12 'Angels' graced the runway, supported by 39 VS models, with their amazing walks and to-die-for bodies.

Elsa Hosk opened the show
Kicking the show off with Elsa Hosk and a cultural infusion for the 'Road Ahead' theme; the show paid homage to Chinese New Year, with beautiful costumes and wings dedicated to the Asian Orient. After a video montage by a handful of the models on what it's like to be walking in the Paris show; Lady Gaga gave us her 2 Euros on what it's like to be one of the show's three performers (the others being Bruno Mars and The Weeknd), inducted into the "Angel family".

Performing 'Million Reasons' in a black lace see-through gown, covered in red roses with green stems, with an Eva Peron-worthy chignon, thick, black winged eyes, bright red lips, and blood red nails; she interacted with the 'Angels' perfectly during the start of their 'Mountain Romance' theme; without an Ariana Grande à la 2015-style mishap in sight.




After her stellar delivery, Bruno Mars was up next. We saw him fixing his gold rings as his entourage joined him en route to the stage. Someone should probably have warned him that amidst the world's crème de la crème of models, performing 'Chunky' in that mink coat was probably gonna be a bad idea - especially with all that jheri-curl juice; 1. It makes the runway hazardous, and 2. There's not a dry cleaner's in the world who can get rid of all that drippage...thankfully, they're all professionals, and as a result, there were no casualties during the PINK label segment.




Next, new 'Angel' Josephine shared what it was like the moment she got the news that she was moving up the echelon of a Victoria's Secret model, and what happens on the journey from 'model' to 'Angel'; before 'IT' Girl Gigi Hadid took her turn. Giving an emotional speech about wanting to be an 'Angel' since she was a child, and her breakout show last year, before introducing baby sister Bella. The two shared a beautiful moment crying for each other, and celebrating being the first sisters to ever walk the show, before cutting to a nervous Bella's debut.

She shouldn't have worried though, she knew the next performer pretty well - it was ex-boyfriend Abel Tesfaye, better known as The Weeknd. Performing his latest hit 'Starboy'; Hadid walked beautifully and as one tweet described it: fulfilled every woman's dream about running into her ex, by looking as flawless as possible!




The VS 'Angel' sisters then waxed lyrical in a montage about the super perfect Adrianna *moment of silence* Lima, and her ultra perfect walk, with a few even impersonating her - including the equally perfect Alessandra Ambrosio. It's truly a moment to behold.

Before we see the 'Dark Angel' segment, we are introduced to a responsible montage from the 'Angels' talking about their fitness regimes, and what it takes to make it onto that runway. I don't know about you, but they certainly inspired me to get my fitness level to peak excellence. I need to speak to somebody about that...stick a pin (for now). Back to the show, and Gaga was back for a triple way ensemble with a jacket change between her mashup of 'A-Yo' and 'John Wayne' that saw her don her own 'Angel' wings at the close of the number. In the tallest boots of the night, with a killer walk to rival the models, she even earned the right to rock the Fantasy Bra in my humble opinion. We also saw Kendall Jenner for the second time during this segment.




Hearing from show Executive Producer Ed Razek next; we heard about the literal global domination of the brand and the 'Angels', learning of their achievements over the past year, before Jasmine Tookes displayed this year's Fantasy Bra, in the 'Bright Night Angel' segment, which closed the show.




Phenomenal and droolworthy as ever, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was most definitely a night to remember...

To watch the show in full, visit the Victoria's Secret website where, all of the pieces in the show are now available to purchase (except that Fantasy Bra...).

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British Fashion Awards

This year's nominees were shared with you right here on 26 October from the hospital bed of Yours Truly; and every fashion pundit went into overdrive, trying to guess who was going to take the Swarovski crystals home. Well as promised then, here are last night's winners in the main categories:

International Ready-To-Wear Designer of the Year:
Alessandro Michele for Gucci
Demna Gvasalia for Balenciaga
Donatella Versace for Versace
Jonathan Anderson for Loewe
Ricardo Tisci for Givenchy





International Accessories Designer of the Year:


Alessandro Michele for Gucci
Anya Hindmarch MBE for Anya Hindmarch
Johnny Coca for Mulberry
Jonathan Anderson for Loewe
Stuart Vevers for Coach





International Model of the Year:
Adwoa Aboah
Bella Hadid
Gigi Hadid
Kendall Jenner
Lineisy Montero





International Urban Luxury Brand of the Year:
Adidas
Gosha Rubchinskiy
Off-White
Palace
Vetements





International Business Leader of the Year:

Adrian Joffe for Comme Des Garçons & Dover Street Market
Christopher Bailey MBE for Burberry
Guram Gvasalia for Vetements
Marco Bizzarri for Gucci
Stephanie Sassi for Valentino





British Brand of the Year:
Alexander McQueen
Burberry
Christopher Kane
Erdem
Stella McCartney





British Womenswear Designer of the Year:
Christopher Kane for Christopher Kane
Jonathan Anderson for JW Anderson
Roksanda Ilincic for Roksanda
Sarah Burton for McQueen
Simone Rocha for Simone Rocha





British Menswear Designer of the Year:

Craig Green for Craig Green
Grace Wales Bonner for Wales Bonner
Jonathan Anderson for JW Anderson
Tom Ford for Tom Ford
Dame Vivienne Westwood for Vivienne Westwood





British Emerging Talent of the Year:
Alessandra Rich
Charles Jeffrey
Faustine Steinmetz
Molly Goddard
Self Portrait




Well now, how many did you call correctly? I must admit, I got several less right than usual, even the International Model of the Year, which I was certain was going to Bella Hadid - I must be off my game!

That's all for this week folks, I'll see you back here next week for my last but one post of the year!

Until the next...
ES


Sunday 4 December 2016

THE BIG REVIEW in the #ESPspotlight: 'Awaken, My Love!' by Childish Gambino


Oh, how good it is to be back! Have you missed me? Because I've missed you darlings, and after not having the use of my arms or hands for the last 9 days, I can honestly tell you, to be able to deliver this to you is a beautiful miracle within itself. Now then, to business. I have been in love with Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino, ever since I saw his skinny frame do a turn as 'Andre' in my personal favourite flick of 2015 (I'm not going to mention the title of it, but just know that it was XXL for good no, great measure, my ponies...); I realise this makes me late to the party, but hey - how else does one make an entrance?!

Childish Gambino's Awaken, My Love! wins the award for creepiest album cover...
Having listened to John Legend's new album Darkness and Light earlier, it struck me that in comparison to Childish Gambino's opening track , Legend's was so...well, for want of a better term - blah! Most people would substitute that with vanilla, but here's the thing, vanilla is one of my favourite flavours, I think it's deeelish; so here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to substitute vanilla with a lesser loved, bland flavour, in my humble opinion, like...Chocolate. I'm going to compare the opening of John Legend's album flavour to chocolate. Not the good, Ferrero Rocher kind of chocolate, obviously; I'm talking the 26p, supermarket own brand stuff, that only tastes of bicarbonate of soda and butter.

Gambino's opener, Me and Your Mama on the other hand; aside from the disturbing, never to be considered connotations evoked by that title, delivered a boot to your face opener that you feel way deep in your spleen - Bluesy, soulful, and dripping with Prince-esque, melodic screams of pain; this, is vanilla music, my friends, and it's sumptuously, finger lickin' good.

Have Some Love begins with a thick drum beat, followed by a choir intro straight out of the deep South. Gambino begins with a quiet vocal growing from the background, delivered in a staccato beat against the backdrop of the 70's funk beat. By the time he reaches the forefront, the choir returns, and you realise that they are delivering the chorus, singing deep and true about spreading love amongst your fellow man, and in your community.

By the intro of Boogieman you're fairly sure that Glover was high when he recorded this album. Yes, I know, all the signs were there, but I missed them - what can I say, I'm sober. The Hendrix meets Mayfield-like production treatment of 70's Soul+Funk+Rock is psychedelic love pouring through your speakers; all you're missing is a lava lamp and an afro.



If ever there was proof of the loftiness of Gambino's state of mind, Zombies is it. Whilst there is an argument to be made that there is a deeper, existential level on which the true meaning of this song lies, ie. some reference to the corporate suits sucking an artist's creativity dry for profit, For the most part, you just think he's lost in a purple haze.

Riot sounds like a Black Panther cry in 2016. A musically political statement, it's a black leather glove-clad fist in the air to socialism and the socioeconomic state of people, as a whole, around the world.

Redbone has a great, catchy melody to back the metaphorical lyrics, which I must admit, did take a second listen for me to really grasp. Talking to a lady who won't give him any sweet good loving; Gambino waits for the duration of the first verse, but by the second, he's over it, and it's her turn to persuade him to stick around. I guess you could say that he comes full circle, if you know what I'm saying...



California exudes the State's sunshine through the production, which samples Charles Wright's 'Express Yourself' for it's effective sound. The characterisation that Gambino employs for this, and every song thus far are part of what make this album as prolific as it is in terms of good fantasy-filled songs. It's odd, but captivating, and you cannot wait to see where he is going to take it all next.

In this case, it's to track number eight, entitled Terrified. Led by an eerie bass, Gambino sings as smoothly as MJ on Thriller, only way more frightening when he suddenly talks about eating you,,,the production is stellar, the backing track a beautifully mellow composition filled with muted Soulful instruments, that contribute to make a ridiculously hot track. The anonymous female vocal adds a slick touch that turns this into a masterpiece.




Baby Boy is an ode to a newborn on the brink of losing his father to the law, completely throwing you from where you thought the track was going to go lyrically. The direction takes you completely by surprise, and as you listen to the track being played on the harpsichord, you can't help but think that if this album doesn't walk away with a serious award collection, then someone clearly isn't listening. The bass-led track screams the pain of loss through the instruments, and makes you feel every single ounce of it - Exemplary.

The Night Me and Your Mama Met is a soft, funk-based, soul-filled track that makes you think of being on the beach at night, with the waves lapping all around you; and by the time the harmonies start, it's as if the very sea is singing to you itself. The electric guitar is haunting and spellbinding, telling a 'when our eyes first met across a crowded room' story that plays out in your own mind.

Album closer, Stand Tall is the only track where Gambino dispenses with the persona, and is himself. His voice is beautiful, rich, roughly textured, and raspy. Andre is back in the building Ladies and Gentlemen, and even though the topic is of the message passed down first from Father to Son, then from Mother, it is seductive beyond belief. The reverb adds legendary finesse to the depth of his tone, and the range he displays is smooth and reminiscent of Mr Marvin Gaye himself. Truly beautiful work.



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When musicians talk of creating art, this is the type of work to which they aspire. Childish Gambino's album completely surpasses most of the albums that have come out this year. It sounds like nothing else we have heard, with the exception of Solange's A Seat At the Table (look for a little something special coming on that before the end of the year) and is in a league completely of it's own. This is an artist to watch people - and not just because he's a genius with a serenade about women named Caroline...

Until the next...
ES

Wednesday 23 November 2016

Jewellery Designer, IMOGEN BELFIELD is the FIRST ESP #FEATUREDARTIST!


I have long admired the works of the uber-talented Imogen Belfield. In addition to one of a kind designs, Belfield's work inspires an attitude that, if you're not prepared to exude, then you frankly have no business wearing. She's tough, she's sassy, and absolutely no pushover. You get all that from looking at just one piece of her creations; but, not to be ignored, Belfield's designs make you believe that the jewels are a kind and beautiful light that shines from within. Anyone who's seen this lady's smile will know what I'm talking about.

Here, she tells us about her work, and how she infuses it with a genius recognised by some of the world's biggest stars. Read on...
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1. Your designs are not for the faint-hearted. Where does your vision come from, do you have a muse?

The Stunning Imogen Belfield
The work stems from my background in fine art and sculpture. Working directly in 3d materials. This is my first love, creating objects with my hands. I adore the artists St. Vincent and Bowie.

2. You went through extensive training, but your designs are so complicated - how did you learn to bring your vision to life?

It started with some short silver-smithing courses near Brighton. From there I went to Falmouth art school and completed an art foundation. It was there that I really got to play with metal on a large scale, which then transcended into my degree work at The Cass in London. When graduating I knew I wanted to build a commercially successful business. So I had to adapt my avant-garde work and transform them into wearable and functional objects to adorn the body, without losing their abstract flare.

3. Remembering the first celebrity to wear your designs, how did it come about, and how did you feel?


It was the super 5 supermodels! All in one amazing photo shoot for Harper’s Bazaar and following film with Duran Duran. Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Eva Herzigova, Yasmin le Bon and Helena Christensen all wore my jewellery for that particular campaign. That was utterly amazing!


4. You have brand Ambassadors - what functions do they perform, and what message do you want them to convey?


They choose to wear the pieces because they genuinely feel an affinity to them. It is always great to have endorsement from such iconic artists. That’s a great feeling.


5. Which is your favourite piece and why?


TheGoddessChoker in 18 Karat gold and diamonds. It took months to complete, and was a work in progress. It challenged me technically, which is always healthy, as it takes me out of my comfort zone, and continues to allow me to push the boundaries in art and design.



Imogen's 'Goddess' Necklace

6. Which has been your hardest piece to create and why?


The ‘Goddess’ Choker Necklace. Only one of these has ever been made. Each component has been meticulously carved in gold and created by hand. Every element to this design is bespoke, including the hinges and chain components.


7. You have won a plethora of awards - which one is most special and why?


They are all special in their own ways. The last award was a huge deal for me, winning the ‘Best In Goldaward at the Couture Design Awards for the ‘GoddessNecklace! That was a very special evening.


8. What one piece of your education do you bear in mind everyday and why?

Go with your gut instinct.

9. What inspired you to become a designer?

An innate love for art and fashion.

10. What one piece of advice would you give an aspiring designer, who doesn't know how to get into the industry?

Take every opportunity you can. Map out a business plan with your 1,2 and 5 year goals. Projecting ambition in this way is a great way of making your dreams a reality.

A photo posted by Imogen Belfield (@imogenbelfield) on
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A humongous thanks to Imogen for taking the time out of her hectic (and I do mean hectic) schedule to answer a few questions for us. I don't know about you, but I learned some information that I've been dying to find out for some time now! How about you? Do you have any questions for Imogen? Did her answers raise any questions in your mind? Feel free to share them on YOUR stage below - we want to know!

I hope you enjoyed reading this brand new feature as much as I did writing it. That's all for this week though - meet me back here next week for an introduction to my next Featured Artist.

Until the next...!
ES












Images courtesy of ImogenBelfield.com

Tuesday 22 November 2016

My Apology (I'm Saying Sorry & I Really Mean It).


To My Dear, Sweet Faithful Readers:

I owe you the sincerest of apologies - and I truly hope you will accept it.

When I relaunched this blog, I made you certain promises around the regularity of posts and what you could come to expect from me. Over the last month or so, despite my best efforts, I have failed to deliver on all of those, and I am so sorry for that.

Not that it is any excuse, but over the past month or so, I have been in hospital again (pain management rehab to be exact), and been dealing with the subsequent crushing recovery from the experience.

It has been tough to say the least, rough to degrees that are difficult to describe, but I will attempt to, because it is the least that you deserve from me.

My Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (ME) has been one of the worst contenders, making it difficult for me to function on a daily basis. When I recently tried to explain the condition and effects to a friend, she said: "I love sleep! Sleep is my best friend - that sounds brilliant!" I had to explain to her that it's not so great when you fall asleep within the time it takes to lift a fork/spoon from your plate to your mouth, or the time it takes you to chew a morsel of food, causing you to choke on it and endanger your life. It's not so great when in the time it takes you to move from a sitting to a standing position, you can go out like a light and endanger your safety, and even your life. You don't love sleep when you have to be watched constantly, or even fed like a baby, to prevent these things from happening. Sleep is not your 'best friend' then, and it's definitely not brilliant.



My Tremor Attacks have also been a significant problem, slowing me down and rendering me useless for the time (sometimes days) that it takes to recover from them physically. They have been nasty, and they have been numerous.



I have also been dealing with the pain and effects of Fibromyalgia; again, there are and have been far too many side effects to mention, but to label just a few, I have been suffering from joint, nerve and muscle pain which has, on several occasions, rendered me completely incapacitated.



Lastly, I have been suffering from breathing problems and chest pains in the area of my heart, where last year, an A&E doctor diagnosed that my Fibromyalgia had moved into my heart muscles. The pain from breathing has been leaving me completely breathless, dizzy, and in indescribable pain, which in turn has left me utterly debilitated.

Now I'm not going to try to pretend that all of these were new pains that I had not experienced before; but exacerbated by the stress caused by my hospital trip (to Bath, by the way), it meant that the levels experienced were, and still are, much greater than usual.

So bearing all of the above in mind, I pray that you will understand, and forgive my lack of posts recently - they were not for the want of trying

I am also under the deadline of a 'Secret Project', which I will be revealing via the ESintheP Facebook Page on December 16 at 10:00. Trying to prepare for this, as well as dealing with all of the above, has been no easy task at all - I promise you that! You are all more than welcome to get involved - in fact, I welcome it, please do show up, so you can find out what I've been working on, and partake in the project in your own special way.

I look forward to sharing my accomplishments, so please be there to engage with me - it wouldn't be the same without you.

Until the next...
ES



Monday 7 November 2016

#ESPnews on #MOBOAWARDS 2016


My sincerest apologies for my quiet over the last few weeks all - if you follow me on Social Media (which of course you should), then you will be aware that I have just spent a horrific period of time in a Bath hospital that I could not wait to get out of. That being said, let's get on with this

Well...another day, another awful awards show - this is becoming more consistent than Andy Murray losing tennis matches to Novak Djokovic.

Friday, November 4th saw the 21st annual Music Of Black Origin Awards, take place at Glasgow's The SSE Hydro, which was also broadcast live on ITV2. In times gone by, I would have chewed off a limb, doused my open wound in hot sauce, and offered it up to a starving rabid dog for a ticket; back in the early days, going back as far as the very first show - which I remember - when it was on Channel 4, the lineups were phenomenal and the MOBOs were England's equivalent to any BET awards show - if not all of them - rolled into one. Black culture had a pinnacle.


In previous years, we could look forward to stellar performances by British names and, once Kanya King's baby started to attract US artists, you knew that it had really started to make its name. So successful did the show become, that it earned Ms King recognition as a Member of the Order of the British Empire (or an MBE to you and I) in 1999, and from then on, the show started to slip, slowly but surely, into crapness. Case and point: this year's show.

In place of the usual one British, one American artist matchup, this year's show was presented by Ricky and Melvin - whom I only know as CBBC presenters - in kilts, the show was already off to a bad start, as I failed to find the recycled joke funny. Introducing Laura Mvula who, I'm sorry, seems like a lovely lady, but has thee weirdest enunciation I think I've ever heard (and this year's show that I've just spent 10 days in hospital near the Welsh border). I'd be lying if I didn't say that it creeped me out in places - much like her makeup in the video they used for her respective category nominations, which creeped me out all-over.



Ricky and Melvin then returned to introduce the first presenter for the Best Male category, but not before giving out the wrong hashtag address for viewers to leave their show comments. We probably should have taken this as a sign of things to come, but alas we were clueless. Handing over to beautiful songstress Katy B to do the honours; she greeted Craig David warmly, who returned the favour by having the audience agree with his compliment on her appearance, before giving a heartfelt thank you speech, that you could feel were seventeen years in the making.

Next followed one of my personal low points of the show, a mashup from Laura Mvula's fellow Brum, 'Lady' Leshurr. I use the term loosely because as a firm anti-bullying advocate, I don't support anybody who has to make somebody else feel bad to get ahead in the name of music or anything else for that matter. Not when you could be using your platform to inspire with kindness and lead by example. Performing a mashup of Queen's Speech and Where Are You Now? Leshurr gave what otherwise would have been considered a good performance, had her lyrics not been aimed at putting people down. For that reason, I won't be including the video in this rundown.

Lovely singer Ella Eyre presented Rapper Nadia Rose with the Best Video award for Skwod alongside the nicely cleancut Ore Oduba. Rose's acceptance speech came from a genuinely stunned and emotional young lady who, unlike many who would follow, sounded intelligent and educated in front of a live audience. The Craig David medley came next. Starting with the classics, Re-wind was followed by Fill Me In, which of course, led into the 2016 update, 16 reviewed by Yours Truly when his #1 album Following My Intuition came out last month. When The Bassline Drops then fed into Ain't Giving Up to close.




The Best Hip Hop category was introduced by Rapper Professor Green, and model Maya Jama. Presented to the Section Boyz, they embodied everything that is wrong with today's youth, by not showing their own group mates the courtesy of speaking uninterrupted, one at a time, in succession; being one of many who brought hordes of people up onto the stage to collect their awards, and just carrying themselves in an altogether common manner that made you embarrassed to be black

A Chase and Status medley, entitled 'It's Funny / When It All Goes Wrong' followed, featuring Frisco as part of the former, and Tom Grennan with the latter. Although not a fan of the Drum'n'Bass collective; their performance was an interesting one, and momentarily, I wasn't bored senseless - but that didn't last long, because next up was Best Grime Act (as if such a thing could exist) and, listening to Chip deliver his acceptance speech was the first time that I was offended by the statement "Big Up God!" I feel like I should be struck down just for writing it...If ever there was a more disrespectful term - I mean, really? Since when was God one of the road man that you link on da corner? Do people not teach their children respect anymore? Piety (I realise I may have been looking in the wrong place for that last one, but still)? It just made my blood curdle to hear, and made me think back to the days when my Grandma used to take me to Church with her, and the Pastor would have me read from the Scriptures in front of the congregation. Never did I envision that these were words that I would ever be hearing in my future!




As I sat catching flies with my open mouth, Wstrn took the stage to deliver a 'performance' of In2 that was completely devoid of any sense of stage presence, whatsoever; for me, it seemed like a prime reason to get In2 hard drugs. Particularly when they were followed by actress Sharon Rooney and comedian Dane Baptiste, presenting them with the accolade for Best Song - but my redeeming moment would come later...for now, I was just stuck trying to figure out who the one with dreadlocks reminded me of; although it did eventually come to me: Mo George - better known as Gus from Eastenders. Come to think on it...he's not on the show anymore - is that him? Someone be kind enough to clarify for me, would you?




Clean Bandit performed next led by singer Anne Marie, and I have to say that the nod for best song and performance of the Music Of Black Origin Awards should have gone to a white girl and band, because honestly, they were the only ones who treated the stage with any respect. I had never heard of either before if I'm honest, but I will certainly be looking out for both in the future - they were my high point of the night! Rockabye was delivered with intense, gritty vocals to a beautifully laid back, soft core bashment beat. My only problem stemmed from the musicians' offensive dancing, but I just had to close my eyes to take care of that. In fact, I'm now sorely tempted to buy the single! PS. LOVED Anne-Marie's trousers, but that's part of a whole other segment...




Sequencing shined through for a minute, as the nominations for Best Reggae Act followed; presented by the culturally ethnic duo, Viscountess Emma Weymouth, and her presenting partner whose name I did not catch, but will henceforth be referred to as Lord Twattington for the awful joke that he delivered during his introduction to Best Reggae Act - won by Popcaan, who cleaned up his appearance at least for the night. Singer Izzy Bizu took to the stage next to perform an emotional acoustic version of her song Mad Behaviour. Unfortunately not my cup of tea; she won numerous brownie points for her eye-catching ensemble.

'Mother MOBO', better known to one and all as Kanya King MBE then took the stage to introduce veteran comedian Sir Lenny Henry who, between them, explained the concept of the Pave The Way Award to British Olympian Nicola Adams, who gave a very nervous, but inspiring speech.




Pro Green returned for a medley starting with a ditty about upsetting the wife. Eye On The Door was soon followed by Old Skool favourite, Jungle. Next, presenter and model AJ Odudu and Olympic athlete Dina Asher-Smith were accompanied onstage by actor Arnold Oceng to present the Best Newcomer award to RnB/Reggae trio Wstrn. It all got very uncomfortable as a wining, bank manager-ish, middle-aged white man got onstage for the now drunk group's acceptance speech - which took quite some time to get to on account of 1) so many people filling the stage (can they not ban that in the future?) And 2) the drunken group members' inability to stop singing their song - once they could find a microphone. Bank Manager's hip movements were highly disturbing, as were his awkward attempts to simply 'rock with' the musical beat. I really don't ever want to see that again. And I do mean EVER.

Leave it to good old singer-songwriter Tallia Storm to turn things around, when she graced the stage in what I thought was a fabulous gown, to present the Best Album award with veteran newsreader, Charlene White. Firstly addressing her co-presenter as 'Chantal', she then went on to refer to winner Kano as a 'they', instead of a 'he'; sending ripples of laughter at her drunken state throughout the auditorium. After Kano's pre-recorded airport speech, Popcaan took to the stage with a twin to deliver his 'Reggae Masterclass'; consisting of tracks Only Man She Wants featuring the gladly long forgotten Sneakbo, and Too Cool.




Singer Shakka and Radio 1Xtra DJ Yasmin Evans were the duo to prove true the theory that the gong goes to whomever shows up, when 'Lady' Leshurr sauntered away with the Best Female award, giving an almost humble recipient's speech. The big scandal of the night however, was about to come. Presenters Ricky and Melvin, who had long since given up the pretence of virile ventilation, took the stage with sombre faces, to deliver the cringeworthy news that the Best Song award - earlier given to Wstrn for In2 - was in fact, the wrong song! The actual winner was Rapper Abra Cadabra featuring Krept and Konan for the track Robbery (Remix). Having explained that someone picked up the wrong envelope, the presenters were quick to exit the stage, leaving room for the melee that followed the stunned Rapper, who ironically, couldn't find enough words to form a tangible sentence!

After a glance at the pre-awards show, where RnB crooner Maxwell - in the UK for his King and Queen of Hearts tour with the one and only Mary J. Blige - was seen announcing Shakka as winner of Best RnB/Soul Act, and Guvna B was lauded for Best Gospel Act. Glad to escape by that point; Ricky and Melvin turned the stage over to Fekky (yes, that's really his name) and the Section Boyz to close the show only ITV2, like myself, couldn't wait for the noise to end, and so cut the 'performance' short.




And that, was thankfully the end of all that nonsense for another year - by which time, the shame of announcing the wrong winner for an award might hopefully have died down.

I was driven to talk about this in my nightly Facebook broadcast, because I was SO incensed at being made to watch such a pile of parp. Now, I'm not going to pretend that I didn't know that it was going to be bad - after all, I did see the line up in advance, but I was committed to bringing you a round up, and so that is what I have tried to do, with a teensy dash of honesty(!) But come now, I must reiterate Friday night's sentiments. When you grow up with the likes of Michael Jackson gracing a stage at award shows, where the appearance would be an event in itself, that you would pencil into your calendar months in advance; when you wouldn't be missing anything on a night out, because everybody who was anybody was going to be indoors, watching the same show as you, this major event in music history - then what do award shows of the current day have to offer me, when there is no-one even remotely close to that calibre around to take a stage anymore? I ask you?

I think I need to take a moratorium on awards shows for awhile - at least until I can see one with a decent lineup which, if we're honest, then by today's standards, when any and everyone can call themselves a performer, is not going to be anytime soon. *Sigh* I guess I'm just going to have to keep suffering for my art - don't ever say that I don't make sacrifices...

Until the next...
ES















Image courtesy of SBTV.